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Carnett’s Maneuver is particularly useful in your Olympic champion-type weightlifter (sens./spec. of 80-90%):  while 1600+ lbs. is hoisted to shoulder level (or higher), press firmly into the mid-abdomen and have him report pain levels on a 0-10 scale. Advertisements

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This is your stomach.  Fill it 1/3 with food, 1/3 with water, and leave the last 1/3 empty.

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(AP) – A meteor crashed into Earth near Siberia on Friday, injured more than 1,000 people and smashed windows throughout several towns.  A natural phenomenon like this happens every hundred years or so.  Yvgeny Stupiltikov, a local warehouse manager, recalls … Continue reading

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“Frodo is hurt badly! What about silymarin!” “Well, randomly controlled trials say no.  But what more do we have?  Get him to the thistle!”

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“Hey, I’m gonna sit this next one out.  The intensivists will take good care of you I’m sure.”

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(Exhales) “Need a new liver.  Gonna take good care of it.” (Drag)

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Caution!  Under no circumstances should you allow these two dinosaurs into your holiday office party.

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