Moviegoer 1: In essence, this is a battle between alcohol dehydrogenase and time.
Moviegoer 2: Shhhh, you’re spoiling it for me.
Moviegoer 1: No I’m not. Think about how many hepatocytes are about to get it.
Moviegoer 3: Hey, shut up over there!
Moviegoer 1: No, you shut up.