Changing of the Guard
(AP) – For the first time since 1936, no. 2 is ranked ahead of no. 1, the latest polls show. A spokesman for no. 2 mused “It’s been a winding road, that’s for sure. But we’ve remained cohesive as a group. This is movement in the right direction.” With this turn of events, confusion is anticipated in preschools and doctor’s offices accross the country.